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Ohio inmate says he’s too fat for execution

A death row inmate scheduled for execution says he’s too fat to be put to death, claiming executioners would have trouble finding his veins and that his weight could diminish the effectiveness of one of the lethal injection drugs. more

It never ceases to amaze me how some of these big tough men on death row start crying like babies and trying to get out of their deaths when justice finally catches up with them. And I can’t help but wonder after reading this story just how excruciating the deaths of the two women he raped and murdered were? I have a simple solution to this problem though. The prison system can just put the condemned prisoners on a healthy diet to begin with, see to it they get plenty of exercise, then, when it comes time for justice to truly be served, they can’t bitch about being not in good enough shape to execute.

Nothing to shout about: Lulus wrinkly knees reveal her real age

My first reaction upon seeing this story was to shuck the jeans I had on, and frantically rub some Jergens skin firming lotion on my knees.  Then I came to my senses and realized that in the grand scheme of things, wrinkly knees were not that big of deal.  So what if by the time I am 59 my knees make raisins look smooth.  At this point I’m a lot more worried about the shape my mind is going to be in, than how my knees are going to look.  The way I figure it, as long as my mind is still sharp, I can devise devious and perverted ways of taking a man’s mind off my wrinkly knees if I want to.  After all, how many men are really going to complain about the wrinkles in your knees, if you are down on them in front of him?