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A knee jerk reaction

Nothing to shout about: Lulus wrinkly knees reveal her real age

Lulus Knees

My first reaction upon seeing this story was to shuck the jeans I had on, and frantically rub some Jergens skin firming lotion on my knees.  Then I came to my senses and realized that in the grand scheme of things, wrinkly knees were not that big of deal.  So what if by the time I am 59 my knees make raisins look smooth.  At this point I’m a lot more worried about the shape my mind is going to be in, than how my knees are going to look.  The way I figure it, as long as my mind is still sharp, I can devise devious and perverted ways of taking a man’s mind off my wrinkly knees if I want to.  After all, how many men are really going to complain about the wrinkles in your knees, if you are down on them in front of him?

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